May 2012
237 posts
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
maghrabies:
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
iwillmindfuckyou:
at least i find myself funny
When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on... →
wowfunniestposts:
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...
– George R.R. Martin (via sarisafari)
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong... →
wowfunniestposts:
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...
– no one (via fobbyapple)
amadari:
icmCYRUNGI
ON FACE BOOK I POSTED A PICTURE OF BROKC AS m y profile picture
and somOEM one commented
beyoncebeytwice:
Would you like to download iTunes version 10.3.5.23.521.15940934.59437295.452346
That awkward moment when the dictionary uses words...
lol-gpoy:
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Last day of school:
Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
Me: Fuck you all, I'm out.
Me: *Crip walks out*
Finally got a new computer mouse :D
nintendoggystyle:
wake up and smell the internet
"Why are you so quiet?"
sodamnrelatable:
“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.
via sodamnrelatable
regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes
Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-